I've always had the feeling

That if you looked close enough, you could see the zipper on that guy, unzip that human sized suit he's wearing and another person would fall out, a totally different person.

Description.

She was unlike anything I could ever have imagined a person to be.

If you could imagine that.

Usually

I'm able to shrug off the overwhelming burden of it all. You know, the pointless decision making, the rhetorical questioning and all that other crap people put stock in because they think somehow they can avoid an inevitable outcome.

Usually, but not lately.

I'd elaborate but my tea is getting cold and it ain't gonna drink itself.

Just Learned on The Interweb!

Opinions, no matter how strongly worded are not a substitute for facts.

I had it all wrong this whole time.

I think.

One of you folks out there

Has to know some German, right? Good!

The German language has a word for taking pleasure in the pity of others, schadenfreude. I'd hazard a guess that there's one for wallowing in your own self pity.

Tell me it if you know and I'll next day air you a three legged unicorn.

97% Of the Time

If a person self identifies as Black on an internet discussion medium and makes a comment about a perceived injustice tied to racial inequality, the first 20 responses will be some form of "GET OVER IT ALREADY."

Feel free to check my math.

I love

Using words that I've never used before. Always a nice feeling to Dictionary check it and find that I understand the meaning.

I Put This Here For Future Reference

Note to self: Bourbon and champagne on an empty stomach do not mix.