Monday, December 28, 2009

The Movie of My Life

My plan is to slip "You can't wrap your arms around a memory," into a conversation in the most effortless, profound way.

So effortless, that the character played by Joe Lo Truglio will agree with me and start a 'slow clap.'

Sometimes...

I want to give THE INTERNET a big, fat, sloppy, *wet*, hug.

Anonymously, of course.

Friday, December 18, 2009

When I walk in for my year end review

I expect my boss to shake my hand, sit me down and say, "You really have no idea what you're doing do you?"

At which point I'll be forced to tell him the truth.

*sigh*

Thursday, December 17, 2009

You Know What Sucks?

Getting to the pivotal scene of your novel and feeling like there's nothing left to say.

Reading this had me spinning also.

Ugh.